It's beginning to become clear to me that I'm losing my mind. As such, I'm going to leave for an undetermined amount of time. During this time I will be recovering and using a certain emergency method to restore aforementioned mind to a more acceptable state.
To those it may concern: don't worry; where necessary, I've re-orchestrated events to hinge upon my return. If you don't know what any of these events I speak of are, they will in all likeliness never affect you. The potential situations where this lack of effect would not apply fall wholly in the realm of "not technically impossible, but so unlikely that one would be better served preparing for aliens stealing the sun."
I'll return as soon as possible. I wish you all luck in whatever it is you happen to do in my absence, unless it's working against me. In such a case I revoke that pleasantry from anyone involved in such efforts, wish myself luck, and hope these theoretical people, as entities aligned against me, die in a fashion agonizing and terrible beyond the outermost limits of imagination.
Goodbye.
To those it may concern: don't worry; where necessary, I've re-orchestrated events to hinge upon my return. If you don't know what any of these events I speak of are, they will in all likeliness never affect you. The potential situations where this lack of effect would not apply fall wholly in the realm of "not technically impossible, but so unlikely that one would be better served preparing for aliens stealing the sun."
I'll return as soon as possible. I wish you all luck in whatever it is you happen to do in my absence, unless it's working against me. In such a case I revoke that pleasantry from anyone involved in such efforts, wish myself luck, and hope these theoretical people, as entities aligned against me, die in a fashion agonizing and terrible beyond the outermost limits of imagination.
Goodbye.
