Lan Kopaka: Russian Spy of Mystery

So after rereading the old interview threads, I finally decided to make one. So...ask away.

WHY YOU NO HAVE HEROES

Schnickelfritz wrote:WHY YOU NO HAVE HEROES

Y U no vote?!?!!?

sykog wrote:

Schnickelfritz wrote:WHY YOU NO HAVE HEROES

Y U no vote?!?!!?

I do, I do. You'll see eventually.

You're russian?

Nope, but I've always wanted to go to Russia, and there's a great story about how I became a Russian Spy.

The Freedom Fighter wrote:Nope, but I've always wanted to go to Russia, and there's a great story about how I became a Russian Spy.

Will you ever tell that great story? :D

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:Nope, but I've always wanted to go to Russia, and there's a great story about how I became a Russian Spy.

Will you ever tell that great story? :D

Yes! Will I now? No.



Now? Yes.

So, long ago, when I was attending Red Mountain High School, I had a crazy gal pal named Kitty. She was the girlfriend of my other friend, Ben Dover. We all would hang out a lot, but as you can imagine, they would make out like normal teenagers a lot. As such, I'd take a walk around the school while they did there thing, and reappear when they least expected it. And considering I used to wear a shirt saying "100% American", Kitty realized I must be a Russian Spy sent to spy on everyone in the school.

That is so epic.

What is the greatest soda?

Pepsi makes the best soda, without a doubt, but the best of the best is Wild Cherry Pepsi for me.

What, is your name?

What, is your quest?

What, is your favorite color?

Jmh wrote:What, is your name?

What, is your quest?

What, is your favorite color?

I go by many names. Some call me Lan Prower Kopaka, some call me The Freedom Fighter, some even call me the Russian Spy.

My quest is to be the hope of the universe, the sworn protector of the planet Earth. I am the answer to all the beings everywhere in pain who cry out for help.

Blue.

What, is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

How faat can sneezes go

Why are you so awesome?

Is your real name Lan? Or is it something else entirely?

Afro or no afro?

Do you like cookies?

Jmh wrote:What, is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Sushimo wrote:How faat can sneezes go

Around 102 mph.

SonicFanPS2 wrote:Why are you so awesome?

Is your real name Lan? Or is it something else entirely?

Afro or no afro?

I'm not sure I'm awesome. I've been told I'm crazy awesome, but I'm too modest to know for sure.

Like I said, I go by many names. As far as I'm concerned, all the names I go by are real to me.

Never, I never like afros.

Sushimo wrote:Do you like cookies?

Of course! I helped to popularize the cookie emoticon! Now have one.

Thank you. How much does the Internet weigh?

The answer is about 1.8 ounces, I guess.

If you had to choose between Schnickelfritz or a box of cookies, what would you choose?

Sushimo wrote:If you had to choose between Schnickelfritz or a box of cookies, what would you choose?

Uh...if I have save someone, I'm gonna save the Arizonian. If I'm going to eat something, I'm going to eat cookies over cheese.

Do you like food or sleep better?

Hmm...food. Sleep wastes time I could be using to work on things. With food I can multitask.

Well, couldn't you dream about plans that could further benefit the Russians?