Mly T. Lagrenade Uphoff Nilworntutus Dium-Hushimo XII: The Inside Story.

Ask me questions, or I will do something. Possibly something you won't like; possibly just eat pocky and tuna.

Why do you want us to ask you questions?

At what age did you lose your virginity?

Ar you hungry?

Did you play Bowser's Inside Story?

@Nuva: Time. Ordinarily it would be robots, but this time, it's time. ... You should fix that, by the way.

@Indy: 11.

@SS: *nibbles on a stick of pocky* ... Hm? Oh, yeah. Sure, whatever.

@Lan: Nein. Do want, though; I've been way behind on my gaming as of late.

If you had to hug a demon or a zombie, which would you hug?

Are you actually German?

@SS: Well, I hug my little sister, Lucy Ferr, all the time. So, demon.

@Lan: I'm a mutt. There's German in there somewhere. Given how loony I am, I'm probably related to that damn Murphy Hitler somehow.

When will you get sick of answering these questions?

Probably never, seeing as I'm such an egomaniac.

What would happen if you were no longer an egomaniac?

Is and Isnot would be utterly obliterated.

What, is your name?

What, is your quest?

What, is your favorite color?

What are ten things that are not Jackie Chan?

My name is Master Mly Tenacity Lagrenade Uphoff Nilworntutus Dium-Hushimo McLastname XII, King of Trolls. Also known as just Mly, or whatever crazy name I've set my WLM username to.

My quest is to find the true meaning of love, defeat that damn Murphy, frive out all the dramar, and have fun by eating pocky and/or tuna and having sex with hot young girls along the way.

My favorite color? Well, I'm largely colorblind. I can see strong reds and purples/pinks, but not much else; everything else is gray-scale. ♥ purple.

@Nuva: Me, Lord Cheesus, Zezzybear, my life-sized Sonic doll, my fedora, the padlock on my PC desk, my PC desk, my pencil box, my notebook, and the half-emptied box of pocky on my PC desk. Anything else isn't readily available for me to verify for certain that it is, in fact, not Jackie Chan.

What, is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

Unladen, I take it? European or African?

I don't know that!

Let's just say 11 meters per second, because that's average, and you're asking ridiculous questions, of which you don't know the specifics necessary to answer properly.

Are you tired?

Nein. I don't sleep, 'member?

But you take cat naps.

Yes.

True or False: The bigger eyes an animal has, the cuter it is.