The Three Things Holding EarthBound Back From Virtual Console Release

http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-the-three-things-holding-earthbound-back-from-virtual-console-release

Keep in mind it's just a rumor, but still, I'd imagine it's true enough. It sounds like stupid business issues.

Every developer's current business plan:

Do we want to make money?
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No: Yes we do.
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Yes: Told you.
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How should we do it?
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Make a new intellectual property for future generations to enj- NOPE.
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Rehash old franchises until it's deader than the American constitution: Yes.
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Make sequels out the ass: Yes.
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Easy profit: Yes.
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Congratulations, you sold your soul.