Every day there will be two contestants to join The Shady Show. They will battle it out in a "Yo Mamma" fight and the funnier user is granted a reputation point by Shadow122.
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Zez
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Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
YAAAHHHH
Thank you Zez for making this for mehz. Now I need to invite people to brawl it out the rules are simple...ANYTHING GOS YO MOMMA FIGHT!!!!!
There are 2 rounds and each contestant says 10 yo momma scentences each round...LETS GET IT ON
First up...Zez and Pianta!!!!
Thank you Zez for making this for mehz. Now I need to invite people to brawl it out the rules are simple...ANYTHING GOS YO MOMMA FIGHT!!!!!
There are 2 rounds and each contestant says 10 yo momma scentences each round...LETS GET IT ON
First up...Zez and Pianta!!!!
Pianta
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5407
Me dun get it.
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
Your suppose to have a yo momma fight...You each say ten yo momma jokes each then i'll judge the winner. Winner gets a rep point by mehz.
Pianta
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5407
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone.
Last edited by Pianta on April 3rd 2009, 1:14 pm; edited 1 time in total
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
OOOOOHHHHHH ZEZZY GET UR A*S IN HERE!!!!
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out
Yo Mamma so fat she can hula hoop with Saturn's rings
Yo Mamma so fat she MADE the cracks in the road by walking on them
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped HER mother!
Yo Mamma so fat Obi Wan said "That's no moon... THat's YO Mmama!!"
Yo Mamma so fatt Jabba the Hutt said "DAMN!!"
Yo Mamma so fat she sat next to EVERYbody
Yo Mamma so poor that when she moved, she kicked a soda can
Yo Mamma so dumb when she walked into a Wal-Greens she asked why the walls aren't Green.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her face out the window.
Yo Mamma so fat she can hula hoop with Saturn's rings
Yo Mamma so fat she MADE the cracks in the road by walking on them
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped HER mother!
Yo Mamma so fat Obi Wan said "That's no moon... THat's YO Mmama!!"
Yo Mamma so fatt Jabba the Hutt said "DAMN!!"
Yo Mamma so fat she sat next to EVERYbody
Yo Mamma so poor that when she moved, she kicked a soda can
Yo Mamma so dumb when she walked into a Wal-Greens she asked why the walls aren't Green.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her face out the window.
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
Zezima wrote:Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out
Yo Mamma so fat she can hula hoop with Saturn's rings
Yo Mamma so fat she MADE the cracks in the road by walking on them
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped HER mother!
Yo Mamma so fat Obi Wan said "That's no moon... THat's YO Mmama!!"
Yo Mamma so fatt Jabba the Hutt said "DAMN!!"
Yo Mamma so fat she sat next to EVERYbody
Yo Mamma so poor that when she moved, she kicked a soda can
Yo Mamma so dumb when she walked into a Wal-Greens she asked why the walls aren't Green.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her face out the window.
OOOOOH F**K HE BROUGHT IN THE RC STAR WARS JOKES!!!! I LUV DOES
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
I bring it hard-core style, because I used to be the Yo Mamma Moderator in these fights back in the day. No lie, I was. I was in the fight most of the time, though. Also; By "moderator" I mean score-keeper, and cheat-preventer.
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
You think you got what it takes? BONUS ROUND
Zez vs Mehz no using the same jokes...The judge will be....PIANTA yooou may go first bro.
Zez vs Mehz no using the same jokes...The judge will be....PIANTA yooou may go first bro.
Pianta
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5407
Alrighty.
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
You Mamma so stupid she sold her car for Gas Money!
Yo Mamma's teeth so Yellow, when she smiled, theives came out form EVERYwhere!
Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow, when the Sun saw it, he said "DAMN!"
Yo Mamma's so fat she's the REASON there are solar eclipses. She just stands up, is all.
Yo Mamma so fat, that if she got all the fat sucked out of her, it would be bigger than her.
Yo Mamma MAKES earthquakes. She WALKS.
Yo Mamma so retarded and slow a Snail told her to move, and get out the way!
Yo Mamma so stupid, she asked what's the number for 911?
Yo Mamma so stupid when asked what one plus one is she said eleven!
Yo Mamma so stupid, she thinks aquariums are buffets!
Yo Mamma's teeth so Yellow, when she smiled, theives came out form EVERYwhere!
Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow, when the Sun saw it, he said "DAMN!"
Yo Mamma's so fat she's the REASON there are solar eclipses. She just stands up, is all.
Yo Mamma so fat, that if she got all the fat sucked out of her, it would be bigger than her.
Yo Mamma MAKES earthquakes. She WALKS.
Yo Mamma so retarded and slow a Snail told her to move, and get out the way!
Yo Mamma so stupid, she asked what's the number for 911?
Yo Mamma so stupid when asked what one plus one is she said eleven!
Yo Mamma so stupid, she thinks aquariums are buffets!
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SPENT ALL DAY SAYING AM NOT TO R2
yo momma so ugly she entered the ugly contest and they said no profesionals
yo momma is so stupid she went to bancock for a tie fighter
yo momma is so stupid she put paper on da tv and called it paper view!!!
yo momma is so fat she could sell shade!!!
yo momma is so white she was on the bus and they called it a twinky!
yo momma is so stupid she walked through a revolver door and couldn't get out
yo momma is so fat she fell ocean whales said we are family!!!
yo momma so ugly she entered the ugly contest and they said no profesionals
yo momma is so stupid she went to bancock for a tie fighter
yo momma is so stupid she put paper on da tv and called it paper view!!!
yo momma is so fat she could sell shade!!!
yo momma is so white she was on the bus and they called it a twinky!
yo momma is so stupid she walked through a revolver door and couldn't get out
yo momma is so fat she fell ocean whales said we are family!!!
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
Damn. Round Point to Shadow122. I'm going to need some time for my reaction. You got me on 7/10 attacks.
Pianta
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5407
Shadow122 wrote:yo momma is so stupid she walked through a revolver door and couldn't get out
yo momma is so fat she fell ocean whales said we are family!!!
WIN! XD
codeorange
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Age: : 34
Posts: : 948
Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, boggers popped out of George Washington's nose!
Yo momma is so dumb because when you ask her what''s 3 x 3, she answered "Thomas Jefferson?"
Yo daddy was a fat man, and when he was in school, he sat next to everybody! But STILL, he wasn't as fat as yo fat momma!
Yo momma is so fat that she can't fit through the door....the GARAGE door that is!
Yo momma is so fat that when people tried to forklift her out of her home, she broke the blasted forklift!
Yo momma is so skinny that she can do the limbo dance under a door!
Need a hot air balloon? Go ask yo fat momma, and see if she'd be willing to be the balloon!
Yo momma is so dumb because when you ask her what''s 3 x 3, she answered "Thomas Jefferson?"
Yo daddy was a fat man, and when he was in school, he sat next to everybody! But STILL, he wasn't as fat as yo fat momma!
Yo momma is so fat that she can't fit through the door....the GARAGE door that is!
Yo momma is so fat that when people tried to forklift her out of her home, she broke the blasted forklift!
Yo momma is so skinny that she can do the limbo dance under a door!
Need a hot air balloon? Go ask yo fat momma, and see if she'd be willing to be the balloon!
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
codeorange wrote:Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, boggers popped out of George Washington's nose!
Yo momma is so dumb because when you ask her what''s 3 x 3, she answered "Thomas Jefferson?"
Yo daddy was a fat man, and when he was in school, he sat next to everybody! But STILL, he wasn't as fat as yo fat momma!
Yo momma is so fat that she can't fit through the door....the GARAGE door that is!
Yo momma is so fat that when people tried to forklift her out of her home, she broke the blasted forklift!
Yo momma is so skinny that she can do the limbo dance under a door!
Need a hot air balloon? Go ask yo fat momma, and see if she'd be willing to be the balloon!
I'll reform all your jokes
yo momma is so fat that she sat on a quater and geroge washington died again!
yo momma is so dumb when they asked her what 3 X 3 is she answered i don't know i'm only here to graduate
yo momma is fatter than yo daddy, but thats another story!!! "DAMMMMNNNN"
yo momma is so fat that when she walked in the garage everyone thought she was a parked mini van!
yo momma is so fat she walked in a door and they had to pull her out with a forklift...only problem is she was so fat they couldn't lift her "NEXT TEDDY ROOSELVELT!!!!"
yo momma is so skinny she fell in the cracks of the street
yo momma is so fat that she tried flying like a bird and fell...
yo momma is so stupid that she wanted to be welcome mat...she laid on the front porch, let people walk on her and she said "WELCOME"
Gamma The Great- 2
Posts: : 1394
Codeorange's seem like the same set of Zezima's first one's...
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
Gamma The Great wrote:Codeorange's seem like the same set of Zezima's first one's...
I made them better ^^
sykog
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 8839
Zez, you do realize his momma really is a member of the forum, right?
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
sykog77 wrote:Zez, you do realize his momma really is a member of the forum, right?
Yes. She hasn't posted in a while though.
sykog
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 8839
It's all because of this topic!!!!! :Whoa!:Zezima wrote:sykog77 wrote:Zez, you do realize his momma really is a member of the forum, right?
Yes. She hasn't posted in a while though.
Shadow122
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 2709
Nah she just is busy with RL.
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