Dumbest things heard on xbox live.

by Army February 3rd 2010, 1:57 am

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by Army February 3rd 2010, 1:57 am

Ah the Suspension and banning forums on the XBox Live forums, my daily source of Lulz, it porves just how idotic people on Xbox Live are.
http://forums.xbox.com/30125229/ShowPost.aspx
obviously the 'mom' isnt watching her 'son' as closely as she thinks.

http://forums.xbox.com/30695485/ShowPost.aspx
Warning, that one is a little kid trying to be sexual.
Ah the ol' "I'm innocent!" "uh no your not" threads are always amusing.

I'll post more later.

by Army February 10th 2010, 1:34 am

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by Army February 10th 2010, 1:34 am

Angry Nerds FTW!
http://forums.xbox.com/31165464/ShowPost.aspx
Also, I love the pro's Sarcastic comments.
http://forums.xbox.com/31161817/ShowPost.aspx]
Stupid glitcher, glitches are for morons!
http://forums.xbox.com/31177412/ShowPost.aspx

by Army February 12th 2010, 2:30 am

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by Army February 12th 2010, 2:30 am

Lol, some idoit asked a Xbox Worker to hack the game and cheat for him, what an idoit, Lol.
http://forums.xbox.com/31237926/ShowPost.aspx

by **Jmh** February 12th 2010, 4:46 pm

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by Jmh February 12th 2010, 4:46 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnDUO29yMpI

by TheShadowWalker February 12th 2010, 7:25 pm

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by TheShadowWalker February 12th 2010, 7:25 pm

*on Halo 3 Matchmaking Ranked on Valhalla*

Kid: D0N'7 M355 W/ M3, BR0. 1 H4Z L4G 5W1TCH.

A minute later, the n00b left and the status screen said:

BroTastic017 has been kicked and banned.

Me: LOL PWND
Random dude on other team: LOL YEA

We didn't kill each other the whole game. We now play Halo at least once a week.

by Shade March 21st 2010, 5:04 pm

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by Shade March 21st 2010, 5:04 pm

Pinata wrote:Here are some of mine
So one time in Griffball I ran into a team that was some guys from Mexico, and they kept talking in Spanish. They also had one guy who was just some English guy. The conversation went like this:

Spanish Guy: (something in Spanish)
English Guy: What you say to me?
Spanish Guy: (something in Spanish)
English Guy: ARE YOU A TERRORIST?
Spanish Guy: (something in Spanish, then laughing)
English Guy: I'll have you know my bro is in Iraq and he will kick your a.
Spanish Guy: (something in Spanish)
English Guy: Man, I bet the government is going to kill all you stupid jihads. Seriously, you guys are dicks to us true Americans. You're like, afraid of our freedom. Stupid fa**ots.
Me: Uh, dude? These guys are Spanish.
English Guy: The cheeky bastards.
Spanish Guy: (something in Spanish)
English Guy: SHUT UP! YOU BITCHES BETTER RUN WHEN AMERICA COMES A KNOCKING!
Me: Ok, you can stop trolling now. It's not really funny anymore.
English Guy: What the f*ck's a troll?

and my favorite (this was back when I thought there was no god)
I had this one little kid in GTA4 who had a microphone, and all his friends talking in the background. One of them shouts out 'God wont like that.', presumably because one of them swore, so I said that God isn't real and cant hurt you. Suddenly the kid starts screaming extremely loud and high pitched, the mic cuts off, and comes back 3 minutes later with:

"If you ever talk to my son again I'm gonna find your a and cut open your throat."

Kid then promptly leaves and I get negative rep for it.

Before I had seen this, I had no idea what depths ignorance could descend to. Referring to the first case, I find it amazing that the english man has the ignorance to assume that the spanish man was a terrorist (just because he spoke in a different language), actively trolls him, and then asks what a troll is.

by Auflodern March 21st 2010, 6:08 pm

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by Auflodern March 21st 2010, 6:08 pm

Shadow122 wrote:Worst Halo 3 pick up lines

Girl: Hey

Guy 1: Sup baby wanna see my sniper? I'll zoom in for ya.

Girl: Wow you guys are retards...

Guy 2: Please give me your e-mail!

Me: Nerds....

Guy 1: Shut up little kid i'll f**king own you!

Girl: I'd like to see this!

*3 games later*

Girl: Wow he owned you...

Guy 1 and 2: Whatever little p*ss* you just got lucky...

*Guy 1 and 2 leave game*

Me: So whats up?

Girl: Nothin much wanna play matchmakin?

Me: Gotta go soon...

Girl: Heres my e-mail and GT see ya soon

*girl logs off*

Me: WOOT

you see when your nice to a girl good things happen and according to this you have to not be pushy and a dumbass...

well this is help to ask a girl out anyone who needs dating tips please look at the above.

by Zez March 21st 2010, 8:28 pm

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by Zez March 21st 2010, 8:28 pm

Soviet Soldier wrote:you see when you're nice to a girl good things happen and according to this you have to not be pushy and a dumbass...

well this is help to ask a girl out anyone who needs dating tips please look at the above.

Refer to signature.

by Shade March 22nd 2010, 11:55 am

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by Shade March 22nd 2010, 11:55 am

Zezima wrote:

Soviet Soldier wrote:you see when you're nice to a girl good things happen and according to this you have to not be pushy and a dumbass...

well this is help to ask a girl out anyone who needs dating tips please look at the above.

Refer to signature.

Yes, I agree with Zezima, you have a few minor grammatical errors there, which I believe Zezima has highlighted in red for you.

However, I agree with the point that you are trying to get across. The easiest way to get a girl is not to be loud and egotistical, but to be quiet, polite and respectful, in order to successfully form a relationship with a girl.

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