The new Sonic rpg

The captain quicly touched his locket and grabbed Otto. The pair of them were instantly teleported to Ash's location.

"Good day, Ash", said the captain, as they both arrived at Ash's location.

*appears at ash's location* Need help getting out of here?

"Good day, Hemlock", the captain addressed the new arrival.

"Hello Captain." What is this place anyways? It has a familiar vibe to it. *pulls out a chain gun*

"We are at Ash's location", said the captain, "Maybe we should ask her?"

"Yeah, we should." *gets out a megaphone*

Otto was still sleeping when the squeal of the megaphone appeared to be ringing in his ears.
He woke up in a fright. He took another look around.
"Seriously, how the hell do you do that?"

*looks at Billy Mays* He did it!

"I'm a being of magic", said the captain, "What more can I say?"

"That I am a being of magic, too," Jared said, and in a blink, he was floating and transparent––ghastly.

"That is nice to hear, Jared", said the captain.

Sonic stared at him, shocked. "I thought..."
"No," Ash said, frowning. "He's still dead."
Jared sat down and was normal again. "I know how to haunt," he whispered into Ash's ear with a sly grin, "and I know how to stalk."

"Who's dead?", asked the captain.

"Wait? Dead people?" said Otto. "My friend has ghost powers. You want help with it?"
He pulled out his cell phone and started dialing.

"I might...", said the captain absentmindedly.

*turns into ghost form* Hey I have ghost powers too, and poison and ice powers.

"You never know when that will come in useful, Hemlock", said the captain mysteriously.

*mutant plant grows and freezes it and breaks it* "So, has there been any invasion have you seen in the news? Because, there has to be something happening." *makes a ice sofa and sits on it* "If you need me, I will be sitting in my chair, waiting for something to happen." *shoots an ice beam at a corpse*

Instantly, three dark figures burst out of the bushes. Captain Emp immediately saw them and began to lock swords with them.

"I'll deal with them", he cried. He then sliced off the head of one of them, then again sliced off the head of another, then stabbed a third through the heart.

"There", said the captain, "That's done it".

-__-

"Right", said the captain, relieved that it was over, "Let's get back to business".

*starts mumbling and cussing* "Famesucker." *freezes the corpses and shatters them*

Otto got off the phone.
"Yeah, my buddy will be here soon to explain; what the hell is going on here?"

Ash took a sip of her frizzy Japanese soda. "Mmm...well, dead guy, we better get moving," she said, and Jared followed her out the door. Sonic soon followed suit.

"I agree with you there, Ash", said the captain, as he followed her out.