Corrupted Wishes

Granted but all of them have a negative affect of u dieing so u die over 9000 times o_O


I wish that getting internet connection wouldn't be a hassle EVER

Granted, but you want to smash your computer

I wish my computer did not crash

Granted but then it litrally crashes on a tree

I wish I could think of a good wish

Granted, but that takes time

I wish I could escape life

Granted so u join death

I wish i could control wind

granted but its not the wind you had in mind so you go in a comma

I wish I became as awesome as kung fu cutman

Granted, but no one likes you

I wish I had more time

Granted but u waste it

I wish that i could grant my own wishes

granted but you corrupt yourself

I wish I can break the 4th wall

Granted, but there's a 5th wall

I wish I could break 6 walls

Granted, but you tire yourself out so much that you collapse in the rubble of the 6th wall.

I wish there was a nice theme park near my area.

granted but you get into an accident and is now in a comma

I wish I rode inside an awesome giant robot that won't betray its owner

Granted, but it'd buck you

I wish I had clean glasses

granted but you break them either way

I wish I had an awesome dragon that will help me in an awesome adventure

Granted but their is a larger dragon that eats u both

.......you didn't even wish anything so you get nothing good day sir!!
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I wish I had over 9000 chocolate bars that give the consumer awesome powers

Granted but you gave em all to me

I wish i could just forward parts in my life that r boring

example - going to a museum. Wish i could just make time go faster

granted but you get stuck in the forwarding that you meet your death too soon now isn't that swell :D

I wish I knew where the triforce was so I can end this adventure early

Granted, but they're not where you want them to be

I wish I had hair

granted but you get too much hair that people mistake you for a sasquatch that they hunt you down

I wish I had a microwave that can make any food I want it to make

Granted, but it's too slow

I wish I wasn't bloated

Granted. You're now a starving child in Africa.

I wish I didn't have to mow the freaking lawn.

Granted, but it mows you

I wish I had new eyes.

granted but you become blind due to some guy poking your new eyes

I wish I had a mechanical dog that can turn into any vehicle I tell it to be

Granted, but he will eat your arms and legs.
I wish I had more than a thousand chocolate bars.<3