Corrupted Wishes

Granted but its scratchedc all over so u give it to me for free then i get a disk fixed and fix it and so therefore I have it.


I wish school would be delayed for another 2+ years

Granted. But you become a homeless person in the streets.

I wish I was the ruler of the world!

Granted but im ruler of the universe and so you obey me and i make u non-ruler of the world

I wish I had unlimited cookies that i dont give away or lose and taste fine and r healthy

Granted, but you get bored with nothing but cookies very quickly.

I wish my comments were more amusing.

Granted but they're only amusing to u and they r so amusing that when you laugh at them u die laughing cuz u run out of air

I wish the sun was farther away but not so far that it makes everything here ice just kind of warm

Granted, but while summers cool down by a few degrees, winters become extremely frigid.

I wish I didn't spill pasta sauce all over my T-shirt.

Granted but when you eat your pasta you die of pasta poisioning
I wish I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted, but you are caught, processed and served in a fried fish sandwich.

I wish I could spend my birthday with my friends at a theme park--and we all have a fun, safe and relaxing time.

Granted. But your friends don't pay for the rides so you get kicked out.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you can never commit suicide.

And your wish?

I wish I have my own video game.

Granted. But the disc got scratched so you're stuck in their forever.

I wish I was good buddies with Sonic and Shadow.

Granted. But they attack you.

I wish that I can be a rock.

Granted. But I threw you off of a cliff

I wish I was Sonic or Shadow.

Granted but you have no control over your body so you basically just stand there.

I wish for S.D. to die a painful death.

Granted. But I come back as a ghost. I then possess you, to make you kill yourself.

I wish...I had an infinite amount of money.

Granted but you give it all to me.

I wish for a better life.

Granted. But you life ended. as soon as you were reborn.

I wish spammers go to hell. (Like Knuckles4eva and Bree)

Granted. But they make new user names.

I wish for happiness.

Granted, but it's only for a milisecond.

I wish for infinite happiness

Granted. But you get so bored, you eventually commit suicide.

I wish that my cold would GO AWAY!

Granted, but you get AIDS instead.

I wish to be invinincible

Granted. But your body can't handle it and you implode.

I wish I had an infinite amount of chocolate.

Granted, but you eventually have so much chocolate your body mass can't take the sheer weight of it and is crushed by the amount.

I wish I had the money to go to NYLC and other such events.