Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but it's dead.


I wish for a corrupted wish.

Granted, but it's so far corrupted that it destroys everything in existence when used.

I wish for a 2nd Gen Viper GTS that is in mint condition and fully functional in every way.

granted, but it didn't come with an operators manual.

I wish I had Halo Custom Edition.

Granted, but it's incompatible with your current operating system.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

granted, but you got greedy and lost it all on one bet in a casino.

I wish Steve would get a job as a stunt double.

Granted, but it's for a second

I wish for not thinking of lame corruptions

Granted, but you still find it lame due to the fallibility of opinions.

I wish for the ability to corrupt someone's wish.

Granted but that wish becomes corrupted by this one.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish for an indestructible keyboard.

Granted but the keys stick.

I wish for TSC to usurp Retro.

Granted, but it was done by illegal means and you end up in jail.

I wish the planet was recreated in my image.

Granted but it's inhabitable.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Granted, but for some reason you are mentally driven to use it on a very inconsequential and useless thing.

I wish I had better memory.

Granted but you remember everything you don't want to.

I wish I was the best at everything.

Granted, but they're infested with bugs.

I wish all pests would be removed from the planet.

Granted, but you are permanently full and unable to ever eat anything ever again.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but it's screen gets cracked.

I wish all bad smells would disappear

Granted, but because of the subjectivity of bad smells, all smalls disappear.

I wish for superspeed.

Granted, but you use it all the time, and it gives you headaches, and you keep crashing in to stuff

I wish for a perfectly fine, with no bugs or poision, pizza.

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind of pizza.

I wish for an unlimited amount of seafood free of any parasites or things that could make me sick.

Granted, but not to you.

I wish someone would answer my other wish without corruptioon