Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but because the wish has already been granted, you explode.

(what's not to get? You got a perfectly fine type of pizza, but it was your least favorite type of pizza. Whether that's mushroom and anchovies or a 20 cheese pizza, that's what the wish gave you)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it requires you being killed since everyone hates you.


I wish typing wasn't so hard

Granted, but your fingers and brain become so powerful and fast that you require too much energy and end up starving to death.

I wish I was superhuman.

Granted, but in a negative way.

I wish for invincibility

(Oh come on, that was ridiculously vague. "but in a negative way"?)

Granted, but you end up trapped under a huge rock where no one is able to find you, and you are unable to move.

I wish for the power of flight.

Granted, but you never use it.

I wish I would have better corruptions

Granted, but you lose your wish granting abilities and are unable to use your improved corruption skills.

I wish I was a mage.

Granted, but i don't know what a mage is, so it will be held till I can figure out what it is.

I wish for a better like in general.

Granted, but it's Big, whom you hate.

I wish that I got whatever wish that was least corrupted so far

Granted, but by wishing for it you end up corrupting it.

I wish I could fly into space.

Granted, but you obviously die due to lack of air.

I wish I could become an alien

Granted, but because you didn't specify, you became an illegal alien and were deported to some country you'd never even heard of.

I wish I was an extraterrestrial being.

Granted, but you give it all to me.

I wish I had more money without losing it.

Granted but it's dead.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it has so many stuck and dead pixels that it's practically unusable.

I wish for magical powers.

Granted, but the only magic you do it pull a rabbit out of a hat, a trick everyone already knows, and laughs at you.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted... hah, how you gonna corrupt this one?

Granted, oh and I forgot to mention... I killed your parents.


I wish for a donkey.

Granted, but it becomes aggressive and kills someone, landing you in prison for a murder your ass committed.

I wish for a pet anthropomorphic hedgehog.

Granted, but it didn't come with a charger

I wish that The Brother Chaps got back to work with strong bad emails