You know you play too much Sonic when....

This game you tell us reasons people might be playing too much Sonic games when they do stuff like, for example:

Example:
Every fat person they see they yell EGGMAN!

When they dye their hair blue.

When they want there girlfriend to dress up like Amy.

When you star in Sonic cosplays.

When they get inspired to hit the treadmill and train in parkour.

When they start hoarding multicolored gems.

When the brass wedding band on their finger suddenly becomes a powerful charm that protects against harm.

Phantom wrote:When they get inspired to hit the treadmill and train in parkour.

That might be a good thing as long as you don't try to do a homing attack off a roof or something. Anyways...

When you have to buy at least one piece of Sonic Memorabilia every time you see any at a store.

When you own more than 7 T-shirts that are Sonic themed.

When you keep trying to outrun jets and other transonic-supersonic vehicles as they fly over you.
If you like Sonic 06.

When you own a Sonic Headdress

when you have a Sonic hairband

when you have a Sonic robe.

When you have a Mitsubishi Evo (which has SONIC style spikes on top)

When you have a sonic tattoo

When you have ten Sonic cards.

When you talk to a very big Sonic plushie.

When you figured out the secret of Carnival Night's barrels without any outside help.

When you take an insurance policy on your Sonic merch collection.

When you're too ignorant to realize a bad game...

When you're seeing hedgehogs in your sleep

When you're seeing hedgehogs coming out of the green bushes

When you're seeing hedgehogs on green hills

When you see an actual hedgehog turn blue w/ green eyes, red shoes, white gloves, turn anthropomorphic, and eat chili dogs

When you fantasize about Shadow

When you see Sonic IRL

When your life is too like Sonic's

When a person flips a coin, you always call Tails

When you see a spinning wheel, it appears to you as looping feet.

When you see a blue ball, you automatically believe it will spin dash away.

SonicFanPS2 wrote:When you're seeing hedgehogs in your sleep

When you're seeing hedgehogs coming out of the green bushes

When you're seeing hedgehogs on green hills

When you see an actual hedgehog turn blue w/ green eyes, red shoes, white gloves, turn anthropomorphic, and eat chili dogs

But..... THE REAL SONIC HAS BLACK EYES!!111!!1

When you're thinking about Sonic

When you're talking about Sonic

When you make sonic videos.

When a guy with a red shirt comes up you say lets play the olympic games
All you cats are named Blaze or Big (Only Big when there fat )

When you have dreams about pirate Sonic

When you think of Blaze.

When you have a pet named after a sonic character.

When you nickname yourself a sonic character.

When you buy Sonic themed Ipods.

When you make Sonic Fan Forums.

When you buy Sonic pillows

When you make a cookie shaped like Sonic

When you eat Sonic food

When you think all Sonic animals can hurt you

When you live in Green Hill Zone

When you die your dogs fur blue

When you put Sonic smileys on your hedgehog.

When you think that every animal you see is sonic.

When you make Sonic Videos

Every time you see an emerald gem in stores, you try to hold it in the palm of your hands just to see if it has some kind of power.