You seem confused, I am the department of time.
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Wait, wha-...
Oh. Well, Nuva, it appears we've made a stable time loop.
... Have you had any plans to change your name lately?
Oh. Well, Nuva, it appears we've made a stable time loop.
... Have you had any plans to change your name lately?
Nuva
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Not particularly, my name is quite sufficient. I'm a little concerned about the time loop you mentioned though, could you care to explain more?
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Uh. ...
*leans boredly on his fancy desk, rolling a pen that says "Department of Time: Member #1," with what one would assume was a four-letter name, but all the letters but a V are worn off, back and forth on two somewhat worn photos, the top one being of a lovely young woman, and the bottom one only having one edge visible, which looks to have a tall background building and a starry night on it*
... Don't worry about it.
*leans boredly on his fancy desk, rolling a pen that says "Department of Time: Member #1," with what one would assume was a four-letter name, but all the letters but a V are worn off, back and forth on two somewhat worn photos, the top one being of a lovely young woman, and the bottom one only having one edge visible, which looks to have a tall background building and a starry night on it*
... Don't worry about it.
Nuva
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I try not to worry about something unless worrying would improve the situation, such as giving encouragement to do better in a scenario. Usually it doesn't, but I tend to manage well enough that it doesn't matter anyways.
Moran- : 34
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Yeah, well. Now, I seriously need to send a crapton of paperwork to a past m--I mean, future y--Er, papers. Yeah.
*hands Nuva a massive stack of papers* Here ya go.
*hands Nuva a massive stack of papers* Here ya go.
Nuva
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Man, I hate paperwork, I don't think you understand. This is why I hate stable time loops and other paradoxes...
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I'll do it, but if I screw up, please don't think too badly of me.
Nuva
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If you screw up you could destroy the fabric of reality.
Maybe I should handle this...
Maybe I should handle this...
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Maybe you could tell me what to write, and I actually write it?
Nuva
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I dunno, put Sonic or something on it, I'm sure that will work.
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Sonic always worked for me back before I got all those promotions and became the final boss of existence. The paperwork is just a formality, really, so information doesn't get lost in who-knows-where. The department of time doesn't really need as much paperwork as it does. I actually will cut it way down in the future, (From a linear temporal perspective, at least; from my perspective I've already cut it down.) but sadly I just couldn't cut the documenting requirements for the department of time down retroactively without causing time paradoxes.
Now the Continuum Department, those folks in control of all sorts of metaphysical and multiversal things, they need to have a lot of paperwork. I tell those Q bastards that it's mostly to make sure all those massive decisions are well-documented and easily reversible. But it's really mostly to keep them busy when there's nothing practical to do, so they don't make a bunch of stars go supernova with those damned guns ... again. Or, gods forbid, something even more ridiculous like l̨͇͇̬͉̳̓̋̂͛̌͐͒͂ͨͪ̽͋́͞'̶̧ͩ̾̔ͤ̇͒̽̉̓̑͏̟̥̗̱̹̰a̒͑̋ͩͤ҉̢̨̭̮̱̙̱͇͚̪̭͚̻̮͔͙̺͖̟͡ͅk̔̄̓ͮ̽ͣ̾ͤͬ͗̿̈́̐́̚҉͏͇̟̟̠͇̙̤͉̼̠ ̑̍̎̂̊̅ͣͯ̓ͪ͊̇̃̈̆̚̕͏̢̻͖͖̲̬͉̖̘̞͉̫̦̫̘͢͜ķ̵̿̊̎͂̌ͭ̉͂͗̎̈̔̎̿̾͂̌̀͝͏̠̜̦̮͓̭͙͉̞̹,̵̨̌͂ͣ͐̌̑͑̚͡҉̫̺̮͓a̷̛̺̦̖̯̰͉͍͔̞̬̲̎̂̑ͨ̍͂͗ͩ͋ͣ̆̐ͣ͊͊̎ͯ̉n̏ͣͬ̀̑ͧ̍̓ͣ҉̣̞͓͍̪͓͔̜͚͉͘͞,̶̠̣̖͕̭̗̭̰̟̞̘̯̬ͦͭ́̑͋̔͗̓̋̌͛͂͢a̋̇͒̿̍̊͋͛͛͆ͨͤͤ͟͢͟͡͏̞̫̩̭̹̦̤̺͔̖̦̯̱ͅḳ̴̶͍͇̤̯̫͖͖̲̟͙̤ͨ̃̎ͨ̍͛ͯͩ̆́ͬ͆̽͢jͪ̑ͪ̾̐̎͌́́͒҉͉̪͇̳̞̘̰̬̹̺͍̬̕'̸̛̱̠̗̱̯̻̮͖̮͈̓͌ͦ͌h̵̢̥̰̤̞͚̻̀ͧͯ͋̄ͦͨu̥̹̦̪͍̜̩͎̟̱͚̻͚͚̰̗̠͓̓ͥͫ͋̀ͮ̉̃ͬ̌̎ͬ̓̑̉ͪ͒͋͟͠͝u̵̥̫͎͈̬̟͖͖̺̜̺̜͋̅͐ͣ͆̀ͥ̓͊̿̍̔͗͋͂̋̓ͫ̽͘ͅ ̷̢͚̩̼̼̜̞̼͋̈́̀̍̈́͛̓͜ͅa̶̜̙̬̬͈̼̳̣̭͉̜̮͎͗ͧ̐̒͑ͦ̊͆ͬ̎ͨͧ̓̓ͦ͆̓̀͢l̡͋̆ͭ͋̓͊͋ͬͤ̈́͆̒̊͏̛̦̞̦̖̺̯̤͍͈͔͖̹̬̖̕͝a̶͔̦̯͉̪̥͉̗̬̳̭̻̠͖̯̫ͭ̄͌ͣ͊̉͌͊̓̃̋́͘͘͢ͅ'̾ͪ́͠҉̶̧̳̠̠̳̰͈̟̟̘͚̯͚̜̱͔̜ͅͅaͤͧ͗̌͌̂̾ͩ͂͏̝̭͚̣͇̠͡l̮̫̘̳͎̺͕͍̼̩̘̟̤̮̜͇̄ͤ̔͆͊͋̉̀́'̨̼̲͍̬̟̥͕͉̤̩͓͙͕̪͚ͭ͛̊ͮͬͭ̃̎̾͋̌́͟,͎̬͓̩̫̯͍̮̳̱̮͍̝͓̠͖͚ͪͯ̍̾ͫ̈́ͫͤ͗͆͌ͥ͐ͬ͐̽̇̀͡ư̛̫̯̟͕͉̤͕̝̠̭̜̦͎̟̩̊ͩ̓͑̀̓̇͋̋ͪ̏ͭ̐͐ͯ͑̈̇́ͅu̷̶̠̠͓̮̺̩̟͎̟͚͇̭͖͓͓̗͍̍ͣ͗͒̍͆̆ͧ̓̄̚͢ͅ.
Now the Continuum Department, those folks in control of all sorts of metaphysical and multiversal things, they need to have a lot of paperwork. I tell those Q bastards that it's mostly to make sure all those massive decisions are well-documented and easily reversible. But it's really mostly to keep them busy when there's nothing practical to do, so they don't make a bunch of stars go supernova with those damned guns ... again. Or, gods forbid, something even more ridiculous like l̨͇͇̬͉̳̓̋̂͛̌͐͒͂ͨͪ̽͋́͞'̶̧ͩ̾̔ͤ̇͒̽̉̓̑͏̟̥̗̱̹̰a̒͑̋ͩͤ҉̢̨̭̮̱̙̱͇͚̪̭͚̻̮͔͙̺͖̟͡ͅk̔̄̓ͮ̽ͣ̾ͤͬ͗̿̈́̐́̚҉͏͇̟̟̠͇̙̤͉̼̠ ̑̍̎̂̊̅ͣͯ̓ͪ͊̇̃̈̆̚̕͏̢̻͖͖̲̬͉̖̘̞͉̫̦̫̘͢͜ķ̵̿̊̎͂̌ͭ̉͂͗̎̈̔̎̿̾͂̌̀͝͏̠̜̦̮͓̭͙͉̞̹,̵̨̌͂ͣ͐̌̑͑̚͡҉̫̺̮͓a̷̛̺̦̖̯̰͉͍͔̞̬̲̎̂̑ͨ̍͂͗ͩ͋ͣ̆̐ͣ͊͊̎ͯ̉n̏ͣͬ̀̑ͧ̍̓ͣ҉̣̞͓͍̪͓͔̜͚͉͘͞,̶̠̣̖͕̭̗̭̰̟̞̘̯̬ͦͭ́̑͋̔͗̓̋̌͛͂͢a̋̇͒̿̍̊͋͛͛͆ͨͤͤ͟͢͟͡͏̞̫̩̭̹̦̤̺͔̖̦̯̱ͅḳ̴̶͍͇̤̯̫͖͖̲̟͙̤ͨ̃̎ͨ̍͛ͯͩ̆́ͬ͆̽͢jͪ̑ͪ̾̐̎͌́́͒҉͉̪͇̳̞̘̰̬̹̺͍̬̕'̸̛̱̠̗̱̯̻̮͖̮͈̓͌ͦ͌h̵̢̥̰̤̞͚̻̀ͧͯ͋̄ͦͨu̥̹̦̪͍̜̩͎̟̱͚̻͚͚̰̗̠͓̓ͥͫ͋̀ͮ̉̃ͬ̌̎ͬ̓̑̉ͪ͒͋͟͠͝u̵̥̫͎͈̬̟͖͖̺̜̺̜͋̅͐ͣ͆̀ͥ̓͊̿̍̔͗͋͂̋̓ͫ̽͘ͅ ̷̢͚̩̼̼̜̞̼͋̈́̀̍̈́͛̓͜ͅa̶̜̙̬̬͈̼̳̣̭͉̜̮͎͗ͧ̐̒͑ͦ̊͆ͬ̎ͨͧ̓̓ͦ͆̓̀͢l̡͋̆ͭ͋̓͊͋ͬͤ̈́͆̒̊͏̛̦̞̦̖̺̯̤͍͈͔͖̹̬̖̕͝a̶͔̦̯͉̪̥͉̗̬̳̭̻̠͖̯̫ͭ̄͌ͣ͊̉͌͊̓̃̋́͘͘͢ͅ'̾ͪ́͠҉̶̧̳̠̠̳̰͈̟̟̘͚̯͚̜̱͔̜ͅͅaͤͧ͗̌͌̂̾ͩ͂͏̝̭͚̣͇̠͡l̮̫̘̳͎̺͕͍̼̩̘̟̤̮̜͇̄ͤ̔͆͊͋̉̀́'̨̼̲͍̬̟̥͕͉̤̩͓͙͕̪͚ͭ͛̊ͮͬͭ̃̎̾͋̌́͟,͎̬͓̩̫̯͍̮̳̱̮͍̝͓̠͖͚ͪͯ̍̾ͫ̈́ͫͤ͗͆͌ͥ͐ͬ͐̽̇̀͡ư̛̫̯̟͕͉̤͕̝̠̭̜̦͎̟̩̊ͩ̓͑̀̓̇͋̋ͪ̏ͭ̐͐ͯ͑̈̇́ͅu̷̶̠̠͓̮̺̩̟͎̟͚͇̭͖͓͓̗͍̍ͣ͗͒̍͆̆ͧ̓̄̚͢ͅ.
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I don't know what Mly just said, but I put Sonic on it like you asked.
Moran- : 34
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It's best to not truly know what I'm talking about, and be wrapped in your thick blanket of ignorance. Congratulations, SS; even though you're ignorant, you're damn smart for trying to stay that way.
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I'm gonna take that as a compliment, then.
Nuva
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You ever liked someone but you weren't sure if they liked you back but you knew they liked someone else? I'm afraid to proceed in this scenario and I figure advice from random strangers never hurts.
Nnoitra Hushimo
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Tl;drMaster Mly Hushimo wrote:Sonic always worked for me back before I got all those promotions and became the final boss of existence. The paperwork is just a formality, really, so information doesn't get lost in who-knows-where. The department of time doesn't really need as much paperwork as it does. I actually will cut it way down in the future, (From a linear temporal perspective, at least; from my perspective I've already cut it down.) but sadly I just couldn't cut the documenting requirements for the department of time down retroactively without causing time paradoxes.
Now the Continuum Department, those folks in control of all sorts of metaphysical and multiversal things, they need to have a lot of paperwork. I tell those Q bastards that it's mostly to make sure all those massive decisions are well-documented and easily reversible. But it's really mostly to keep them busy when there's nothing practical to do, so they don't make a bunch of stars go supernova with those damned guns ... again. Or, gods forbid, something even more ridiculous like l̨͇͇̬͉̳̓̋̂͛̌͐͒͂ͨͪ̽͋́͞'̶̧ͩ̾̔ͤ̇͒̽̉̓̑͏̟̥̗̱̹̰a̒͑̋ͩͤ҉̢̨̭̮̱̙̱͇͚̪̭͚̻̮͔͙̺͖̟͡ͅk̔̄̓ͮ̽ͣ̾ͤͬ͗̿̈́̐́̚҉͏͇̟̟̠͇̙̤͉̼̠ ̑̍̎̂̊̅ͣͯ̓ͪ͊̇̃̈̆̚̕͏̢̻͖͖̲̬͉̖̘̞͉̫̦̫̘͢͜ķ̵̿̊̎͂̌ͭ̉͂͗̎̈̔̎̿̾͂̌̀͝͏̠̜̦̮͓̭͙͉̞̹,̵̨̌͂ͣ͐̌̑͑̚͡҉̫̺̮͓a̷̛̺̦̖̯̰͉͍͔̞̬̲̎̂̑ͨ̍͂͗ͩ͋ͣ̆̐ͣ͊͊̎ͯ̉n̏ͣͬ̀̑ͧ̍̓ͣ҉̣̞͓͍̪͓͔̜͚͉͘͞,̶̠̣̖͕̭̗̭̰̟̞̘̯̬ͦͭ́̑͋̔͗̓̋̌͛͂͢a̋̇͒̿̍̊͋͛͛͆ͨͤͤ͟͢͟͡͏̞̫̩̭̹̦̤̺͔̖̦̯̱ͅḳ̴̶͍͇̤̯̫͖͖̲̟͙̤ͨ̃̎ͨ̍͛ͯͩ̆́ͬ͆̽͢jͪ̑ͪ̾̐̎͌́́͒҉͉̪͇̳̞̘̰̬̹̺͍̬̕'̸̛̱̠̗̱̯̻̮͖̮͈̓͌ͦ͌h̵̢̥̰̤̞͚̻̀ͧͯ͋̄ͦͨu̥̹̦̪͍̜̩͎̟̱͚̻͚͚̰̗̠͓̓ͥͫ͋̀ͮ̉̃ͬ̌̎ͬ̓̑̉ͪ͒͋͟͠͝u̵̥̫͎͈̬̟͖͖̺̜̺̜͋̅͐ͣ͆̀ͥ̓͊̿̍̔͗͋͂̋̓ͫ̽͘ͅ ̷̢͚̩̼̼̜̞̼͋̈́̀̍̈́͛̓͜ͅa̶̜̙̬̬͈̼̳̣̭͉̜̮͎͗ͧ̐̒͑ͦ̊͆ͬ̎ͨͧ̓̓ͦ͆̓̀͢l̡͋̆ͭ͋̓͊͋ͬͤ̈́͆̒̊͏̛̦̞̦̖̺̯̤͍͈͔͖̹̬̖̕͝a̶͔̦̯͉̪̥͉̗̬̳̭̻̠͖̯̫ͭ̄͌ͣ͊̉͌͊̓̃̋́͘͘͢ͅ'̾ͪ́͠҉̶̧̳̠̠̳̰͈̟̟̘͚̯͚̜̱͔̜ͅͅaͤͧ͗̌͌̂̾ͩ͂͏̝̭͚̣͇̠͡l̮̫̘̳͎̺͕͍̼̩̘̟̤̮̜͇̄ͤ̔͆͊͋̉̀́'̨̼̲͍̬̟̥͕͉̤̩͓͙͕̪͚ͭ͛̊ͮͬͭ̃̎̾͋̌́͟,͎̬͓̩̫̯͍̮̳̱̮͍̝͓̠͖͚ͪͯ̍̾ͫ̈́ͫͤ͗͆͌ͥ͐ͬ͐̽̇̀͡ư̛̫̯̟͕͉̤͕̝̠̭̜̦͎̟̩̊ͩ̓͑̀̓̇͋̋ͪ̏ͭ̐͐ͯ͑̈̇́ͅu̷̶̠̠͓̮̺̩̟͎̟͚͇̭͖͓͓̗͍̍ͣ͗͒̍͆̆ͧ̓̄̚͢ͅ.
Nuva
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This thread needs more pictures of spiderman. Bring me them!
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One is all you need.
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Now, let us proceed to batman.
Nuva
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That was a disappointing photo shoot, Peter.
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