The Last Game

Mr. Parker will surely be fired for this. Again.

Not Again.

He should of tried using lemons.

Don't do that, that'll burn houses down!

But it's ok if they belong to Life.

Not ok if they belong to Liberty or the Pursuit of Happiness. They're pretty cool people.

Half a lemon?

Bleh! No! Lime!

Although limes are nice, I prefer lemons marginally. Something about the taste in limes makes them less.

You...you...lemon sucker! As of now, you are evil. That is all.

By order of His Splendnificence, Sexcellence, & Dudeliciousness, Mlytorian Grand Overlord & Tescian Dictatorial Second-in-command Mly T. Dium XIII:

All lime supporters are to convert to the lemon party*, else be considered heretics, and hunted and burned for their crimes. To better enforce this measure, lime searches are to be carried out at random times in random areas, including but not limited the homes of Tescian and Mlytorian citizens.

*Do not look for the term "lemon party" on any search engine. You'll be sorry.

LIMES FOR THE WIN!*Starts painting placards*

I swear, next AFD, when everyone has long forgotten I've said this, I'm editing (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) onto the end of every post made through the day just to fake everyone out. And I will actually ban a person or two, probably, but they'll just be morons I saved for that day.

I mean, I am an admin now and I'm officially supposed to be all "super-serious" and crap, but I'm also human. What's a human without humor?

Dead? Or very boring.

Master Mly Hushimo wrote:I swear, next AFD, when everyone has long forgotten I've said this, I'm editing (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) onto the end of every post made through the day just to fake everyone out. And I will actually ban a person or two, probably, but they'll just be morons I saved for that day.

I mean, I am an admin now and I'm officially supposed to be all "super-serious" and crap, but I'm also human. What's a human without humor?

You do know you can be humorous and more casual without misusing your powers to pretend ban everyone, right?

Also, where would I stand on the whole lemon/lime conflict if I didn't like either of them all that much?

Coin flip. Head for lemons, tails for limes.

Super Racer Z wrote:You do know you can be humorous and more casual without misusing your powers to pretend ban everyone, right?

Also, where would I stand on the whole lemon/lime conflict if I didn't like either of them all that much?

The posts would be left completely intact, I'd just slap a ban message that doesn't really mean anything on the end. On April Fool's Day, mind, where everyone would be expecting me to do something. Some of them may even remember this and expect exactly that.

It might be misuse, but I wouldn't call it abuse. Abuse is really all that matters, and it's not like I'm genuinely gonna use all this power to shit on the heads of perfectly innocent average folks just because I'm an admin and I can.

After all, I do that already, except replace "admin" with "Mly," and I've always been sporting enough to hold back on the admin powers, even long before I had them here, when fucking with people. :P

You could always be a neutral third party, the apples (or whatever food of choice you prefer).

Lemons - Left Wing
Apples - Centre
Limes - Right Wing

Can I be up wing

No. Left, right or centre, dammit!

No, no, don't listen to him, Nuva, there is ALWAYS an up-wing...

I reside in a long disused, ruined and haunted corridor shooting off perpendicular to the left wing at its far end. It's so dark, and it never seems to end. What truly awaits those brave, or perhaps foolish enough to look for me, Mly, in the deep left wing of this already strange mansion? ... Probably nothing good.

... I'll follow Mly.

Watch out for undeads, redeads, deadeads, and dead people. Also zombies.

I can probably take 'em.