Have you heard the one about the broken pencil?
No? Forget it, its pointless.
No? Forget it, its pointless.
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sykog
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SonicFan 1
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Ok....
Ringtails
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
That gave me a chuckle... The kind of chuckle where you shake your head and lead into one of these. :UGH:
That gave me a chuckle... The kind of chuckle where you shake your head and lead into one of these. :UGH:
sykog
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Haha, nice one.>_^
Sunset
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What's small, bloody, and crawling up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Hahahaa.... Terrible.
And I have more.
What's the different between religion and mythology?
Religion is what I believe, mythology is what everybody else believes.
And another....
Why did Hitler really kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.
Last one...
How do you torture a blind person?
Give them a cheese grater and tell them to read it
*Note: No offense to anyone with these jokes, the topic called for bad ones, and after doing a google search, I got these*
A homesick abortion.
Hahahaa.... Terrible.
And I have more.
What's the different between religion and mythology?
Religion is what I believe, mythology is what everybody else believes.
And another....
Why did Hitler really kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.
Last one...
How do you torture a blind person?
Give them a cheese grater and tell them to read it
*Note: No offense to anyone with these jokes, the topic called for bad ones, and after doing a google search, I got these*
Ringtails
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Age: : 33
Posts: : 690
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dozen dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Did I go too far?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Did I go too far?
XNinjaRed
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Okay, so this guy goes into the hospital.
His wife just had a baby and he can't WAIT to see them both.
So he meets the doctor and he says: "Oh, doc, I've been SO worried, how are they?"
And the doctor smiles and says: "They're fine. Your wife delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form! You're one lucky guy!"
So the guy RUSHES to the maternity ward with his flowers... but it's empty, his wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" He says, and turns around.
And the doctor and ALL the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face.
"APRIL FOOLS! Your wife's dead and your baby's a SPASTIC!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IjU9LTDkDQ
His wife just had a baby and he can't WAIT to see them both.
So he meets the doctor and he says: "Oh, doc, I've been SO worried, how are they?"
And the doctor smiles and says: "They're fine. Your wife delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form! You're one lucky guy!"
So the guy RUSHES to the maternity ward with his flowers... but it's empty, his wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" He says, and turns around.
And the doctor and ALL the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face.
"APRIL FOOLS! Your wife's dead and your baby's a SPASTIC!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IjU9LTDkDQ
Sunset- : 2
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Posts: : 427
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them...
I think that went too far. >_>
Depends how hard you throw them...
I think that went too far. >_>
Miles24
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Posts: : 1994
Please be sure that they are appropriate.
Did you hear about the time the doctors went on strike?
They had to hire Pharmasists to read the picket signs.
Did you hear about the time the doctors went on strike?
They had to hire Pharmasists to read the picket signs.
NeoMetalSonic
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Posts: : 5131
Or not far enoughSunset wrote:How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them...
I think that went too far. >_>
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