Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
- Spoiler:
He was searching for Pooh!
The president of the U.S., the president of Mexico, and the Prime Minister of Canada were all in a plane. The president of Mexico dropped a sword on his country, and said, "This is for my country." Later, there was a little girl crying. "What's wrong?" the president asked. The little girl said that her dad had been hit by a sword and was in the hospital.
The Prime Minister of Canada dropped a spiky ball on his country, and said, "This is for my country." When he went down later, there was a little boy crying, who said that his mother had been hit by a spiky ball and was in the hospital.
The president of the United States dropped a bomb on his country, saying, "This is for my country." When he went down, there was a little girl laughing. When asked what happened, she said, "Jimmy farted and the school exploded!"
A Spanish speaker that didn't speak much English was watching TV, after being told, "try to repeat what you hear." On one channel, an advertisement said, "YES!!!!"
On another channel, a man was singing about his products: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
On the third channel, a wrestling show was on. "Bring it on, fatty," the wrestler growled.
He changed the channel one last time, and a Glade plug-ins commercial was on. "Plug it in, plug it in!" the jingle played.
A man knocked on the Spanish speaker's door, and asked him, "did you commit the murder of Mr. Brown?" The government was trying a different approach, going around and asking people, which seemed very stupid.
"YES!!!!" the man repeated.
"What did you kill him with?" the worker asked.
"Forks and knives, forks and knives," he sang.
"You know, I can take you down right now," the worker growled.
"Bring it on, fatty," the man said, reciting the line.
The worker placed the unfortunate man on an electric chair, and said, "are you ready?"
"Plug it in, plug it in!" the man repeated.
A man was working at an orange stand. The man who owned the stand said, "all you need to say is, '25 cents', 'very, very fresh,' and 'Thanks; have a nice day!'"
This worked out well for the first couple of times, until a man walked up and asked the employee, "what time is it?"
"Twenty five cents!" the man repeated.
"Are you trying to be fresh with me?" the stranger growled.
"Very, very fresh!" the employee recited.
The stranger punched the employee, and waited for the reaction.
"Thanks!" the employee said, thanking the man for something that isn't usually thanked for.
