Rants with Schnicky!

Yeah, I have a planned rant on printers but I want to make sure people are actually reading before I waste the effort.

Exactly. This is TSCollection worthy if nothing else. Perhaps it needs publicity, it at least needs more attention, or someone who is willing to comment on them.

True, if you have any ideas I'd love to hear them.

Come on, guys, really?

Interesting topics with a human touch and perspective...

I never knew you were capable of thought, Schniky.
*likes*

Yayz. Now then, as I now know I have at least one person reading, I'm going to get my rant on printers don by later today, and I'll take suggestions for future rants.

I'll read Matt.

People who wear shoes without shoelaces are losers.

sykog wrote:People who wear shoes without shoelaces are losers.

I used to wear those.

... Until I got the Super Soap Shoes V.2! :mrgreen:

and now it's time for silly rants with Schnicky. The part of the show where Schnicky comes out and gives a silly rant.
Well folks, today I'm going to nag passionately about the annoyance of printers until your eyes bleed and your reproductive organs fall off. Or just until I run out of things to say. which, knowing the very small amount of creativity I have, won't be too long, so you guys get spared. Anyway, this shouldn't be hard as there's plenty of annoying things about printers, so even a putz like me should be able to get it done. Anyway, without further ado, my rant on...

Apples! Haha, no, Printers! Had you for a minute there, didn't I? Anyway, the worst thing has got to be the stupidity of hooking the durn thing up. You buy the thing for the same amount of money you could use to make Haiti a first world country, then lug the big box home and find a confusing mesh of wires that look like they belong in a noodle set from Ikea. You gotta call a 'specialist' who collects your money shortly before saying you have to plug it in, then leaving. you screw around with it for the next decade, finally getting it to work. Then, you have to buy new ink for it every week for the rest of your life. For at least 20 buckeroos. A kid in my neighborhood conducted a school experiment and ultimately found out that he could fill the printer with pen ink for 6 bucks and it lasted twice as long. Here's looking at you, kid who has too much time on his hands. Amway, rather than taking the effort to do that, I suggest you just buy the cartridges, as I suspect the sale of these is a vital key in keeping the economy in one piece. That and McDonalds. Anyway, my printer is not hooked up to my main computer, thus I have to email things to my friend and have him print them. Overall, I think he's getting the short end of the stick, but do I care? I'll give you a hint: NO. Anyway, that's all stupid little me could come up with, a cookie to anyone who gets the reference from the beginning. Live long and prostate. Prosper. Live long and prosper. yes. It is good.

And now is the part of the show for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry sings a silly song, and now without further ado, silly songs with Larry - Veggie Tales.

You gets a cookie.

Hello, and welcome to today's rant on...

TISSUES! Yes, tissues. You know tissues. I know you do. The little flimsy cloth things that you put in fron of your face and forcefully fill with snot. Yum. Tissues annoy the pingas outta me. You know why? They suck. Yes, yes they do. Why would I want to waste money on small boxes of cloths that will most likely rip open and get snot all over me when I can just blow my nose and the person next to me's shirt? Is me's a word?... Well, anyway, I think they're pretty stupid. Especially those ones infused with Vick's. I mean, why would you want to bother blowing your nose into a tissue when you pick it up and it looks like you already di? Stupid I tell you, stupid. Now, I know they're fairly cheap and make gret teacher appreciation gifts, (Nothing says 'thanks for teaching me' more than a box full of snot rags) but they just seem stupid to me. Maybe its the excessive use of them by sick people, filling the room with trumpet symphonies, or maybe its the massive amount of litter they create, or possibly just because they are so crappy taht most of the time your better off blowing your nose in your hand anyway. I don't know, but I don't get it. And if they're wet, poof, they're gone. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Anyway, I've exhausted my use of the words stupid and anyway today, and that's sign of me ranting to much. So, I'll see ya later. TATA

That's why I use napkins.

I appreciate suggestions. HIN HINT

Hey why don't you rant on cotton candy?

The Justice Striker wrote:That's why I use napkins.

I use freshwater trout.

Hey, all. I'm still gonna be ranting, don't get me wrong, I had a camping trip this weekend. I'll be able to get some more ranting done and have more time after school is finished this week k.

Hello, fellow peoples. I'm sorry to say this rant may not be my best work, as I'm on a tight schedule studying for finals, but I'm taking a few minutes to write this now while I have the time. Anyway, without a further one of those ado things, here's my rant on...


COTTON CANDY! Hey, didn't I tell ya I accepted suggestions? Yes. Yes I did. Well, cotton candy is a favorite at carnivals and school gatherings like Fall Festivals and what not. It's the quintessential carnival candy, as it not only is portable and placed on a stick for your convenience, it gets all over your face and creates a sticky mess of goop. But chances are, next time you get the 2 tickets necessary, what do you do? Why, go back for more of course! The thing about cotton candy is, most people can't stand eating just one, they eat as much as they can until the puke up bright pink or blue mush. Cotton candy is made using the latest of spinny-vibraty technology. Nobody quite knows how it works, but they eat the stuff anyway. You basically pour sugar in a cone, vibrate it, and somehow make fuzz out of it that sticks to a little paper stick. Cotton candy looks so pretty and wonderful when you don't eat, but when you take a bite, you get your spit stuck to it and have little beads of liquid on it. If someone else eats it you may as well be giving them a big kiss. YUM, SHPIT. Tasty, you let me know how that works out for you. Anyway, I'm in no way trying to drive you away from eating the stuff, Lord knows it's as tasty as heck. anyway, that's all the annoying things I can say right now, gotta get back to work. But tune in next time for meh rant on...
The Traveler's backpack!

it's worse when you have to eat it with your hands, thats horrible

All right, now that school is over, I can get more on my rants done. I shall write my next scheduled rant by tomorrow, hopefully.

HOORAY *kitty smile*

Hello, to both of my readers. I have done some thought lately (and had to take an aspirin and a nap for a few hours afterward) and realized that, though this topic is called Rants with Schnicky, rants are usually negative and complaining about things satirically, whilst today's rant on the Traveler's backpack and my rant on shoelaces were positive. Thus, I shall call these 'discussions' but they will be less frequent, as I am better at whining than anything else. Well, without any more of those annoying 'ado's', here ish my DISCUSSION on...


The traveler's backpack! The traveler's backpack is my insight into what every man needs i his backpack before going anywhere, from across the world to down the hall to the little boy's room. It is full of essential items, and I shall explain the top 6 of them today. Number 6 in the backpack is a camera. While this is NOT recommended for the previously mentioned location, again this is NOT recommended that you take it in the bathroom, this is a very nice thing to have with you, as you can capture all your moments of stupidity and your less-than-occasional nice moments. It can be taken almost everywhere, is quite durable, and is all in all a nice gizmo to have to capture memories and share them on your social networking site of choice, or just to delete the pictures or videos you may have taken while inebriated. 5th, place in the traveler's backpack we find a roll of duct tape. You can pick the color, I don't care, but as we all well know, it has multiple uses and can be very versatile in any task, from connecting two things (HURRDURR) to forcing someone to shut the poop up. Very nice stuff, and it is very recommended that you have one. Also, really, please DON''T take number 6 in the bathroom, again. In number four we find a block of cheese (I usually go with cheddar, but whatever you prefer).I don't feel like explaining this again so just read my discussion on cheese. Number 3, the shoelace, also, see shoelace discussion. Number 2, a pocketknife. Good safety precaution, handy in need, for instance when you need to cut the cheese into slices or the duct tape. and it is easy to access if you keep it in your pocket. Number 1, is... The towel of course! With 42 uses, the addition of being froody, and always having a 100% chance of being AWESOME, the towel is most certainly the most important item in the universe. Well, that about concludes it, you can fill the rest of the bathroom with whatever else you want. Catch you on the Flopside, and live to you on Saturday night!


P.S. DON'T TAKE NUMBER 6 INTO THE BATHROOM! I'm serious here.


Don't!

I hope it's a rant about rants.