Rants with Schnicky!

the rant to end all rants

Spoiler image coming this Saturday. Anyway, until then, any suggestions?

It's coming. The rant you've been anticipating. On July 7, 2010, it will be here. I only have one thing to say about the topic of this rant.

OMGZORS! Another 06 hater

i dunno yet, i'm still wondering

I am a hater because of the placement of two crappy characters, bad story, glitches, stupid controls, and loading screens of DEATH. But all will be explained in the rant.

i guess you were right dark

I DID just say I was indeed a hater. But only because there's so much to hate.

There's only one thing to say about this game:

Suggestions, people?

Schnicky Hushimo wrote:Suggestions, people?

I thought you were going to do a rant on Sonic 06?

Not until a month. Until then?

Rant about rants.
Rant about airports.
Rant about me.
Rant about Schnickelfritz.
Rant about forums.
Rant about the internet.
Rant about YouTube.
Rant about CD's.
Rant about movie previews.
Rant about dogs.
Rant about cats.
Rant about comedians.
Rant about Canadians.
Rant about annoying people.
Rant about overachievers.
Rant about IMing.
Rant about phones nowadays.
Rant about George W. Bush.
Rant about useless information.
Rant about weather.
Rant about jobs.
Rant about school.
Just some suggestions. Want more? Ask.

All right, folks, today I'm whining, er, ranting, about that stupid chunk of newfangled technology called the...

DROID. Yep, the DROID. You know the one of which I speak. The little black rectangular prism that says "DROYD" when you turn it on. It's little and annoying at the same time. Like a little sibling. I hesitate to call it a phone, as the phone component was obviously an afterthought. I suppose I should tell you how I got access to one in the first place. Well, my father thinks he is extremely technologically blessed (which was definitely not proven by the time he put a banana in my disc drive to make it 'work'), he decided to step up his phone from a Black berry to one of these stupid things. Since there was a buy one get one deal going on at the time, my mother, who was perfectly content with her actual phone, got one as well. To tell it straight, it's a bad rip off of an iPhone. Really. The touch sensory is disgustingly nit-picky, it is not able to register a multi-touch. If you press is even less than a millimeter apart at two different places on the app menu, it opens up a completely different not even remotely close to the app, plus the other two you were close to. AT THE SAME TIME. The apps are also obnoxiously loud, and after going through the terrible and hardly navigable menus, only then can you figure out how to turn the sound off.If you open up more than one at once, loud havoc ensues. Turning the sound on the phone does nothing to the sounds of the apps, but the next time you call somebody you won't be able to hear them. Also, if you've turned the sound off in an app and actually want it back on, you will do what any normal person would an try to turn up the phone volume. Then, the next time you get a call, anyone within the same building as you will be able to hear your conversation. Also, the phone on this thing is awkward, to say the least. In order to call somebody, you must: Press the button on the top to wake it up. Slide the little stupid green thing over to wake it up after unlocking it. Press the little arrow on the bottom and slide it up, then scroll through all of the apps to find the Phone, then scroll through your list of contacts to call someone. On my old Razor, all you did was type in numbers. The app menu is also garbage. Every time you try to press on it to scroll, you end up opening an app, with most likely an obnoxiously loud noise. Also, you can't use your finger nails, you have to use the pads of your fingers, so DS users beware. The last thing I complain about is the stupid on-screen keyboard. In short, the word 'CHEESE' will end up looking like 'dGFDtD' UGH. Well, that's about it guys. Thanks for the readingz.

You must construct additional suggestions. Attention, all viewers. The wonderful poster of these rants is going on vacation from the 25th of JOON to the 5th of JOOLY, which means there will be time for 3 rants before the uber-rant.

Hehe, those are good! You should post more!!

Thta was very interesting, wow, I mean it almost bored me to death at the same time, but I forced myself to keep reading. Nice job!!

Um, thanks? Anyway, as you folks have probably noticed, I haven't been ranting much lately. This is due to an extreme lack of internet time I can use at one time. Due to an virus I picked up from a different forum, I have to be very stingy about when and where I spend time on the internet. I only can spend about an hour a day on the internet now, and unfortunately most of that time is spent on the SEGA forums. However, as an apology, I will try to do 2 rants this week from your suggestions (HINT HINT), and then go on vacation to Alaska on the 25th . Upon my return, the Epic rant to end all rants is still scheduled for the 7th.

Exciteting can't wait!

Man, I'm so lazy. I have spent so much time packing and crap that I forgot about my promise. I will hopefully get this started up after my ultimate rant as it seems I have some fans. Sorry, guys.

It's cool bro.

I'm lazy as H*** don't worry......

Hey, Matt, I have an idea. How about for your new avatar you do a rant on Twilight?

Oh gosh no!!! It's just I don't like Twilight, cause I didn't get to see it..... So I got mad that I can't say I lived through it.........

I dislike people who always wanna leave but dont XD