Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but he nags and nags and nags until you just want to throw him away.
I wish the world ended tomorrow.

Granted, but it was the world of an alternate universe

I wish I was a king

granted, but your power was taken by parliment the next day
i wish i had an home cinema system

Granted, but it makes your eardrums and eyeballs implode on themselves.

I wish my cat didn't hog up the whole bed.

Granted but now it hogs up all your gaming systems

I wish to control fire

granted, but you spontaneously combust

i wish i had a coconut

Granted, but you are never able to break it

I wish I was an android

Granted, but you malfunction the next day.

I wish I was a Famous Novelist

Granted, but your fame lasts 15 minutes.

I wish giant Mechs existed

Granted, but their power generators only last for five seconds.

I wish I had a working phone jack so I can connect to Xbox Live.

Granted, but your Xbox explodes when you plug it in.

I wish I had the power to create ice-cream with my mind.

Granted, granted but it melts after 2 seconds

I wish I had a digimon

Granted, but it was one of the annoying ones.
I wish a had a ps3.

Granted, but all your Televisions break

Your wish please?

I'll give one!

I wish I were dead!

Granted, but you went down...there...

I wish they made chocolate frosted flakes, plus brought back the cinnamon ones.

Granted, but they are all deadly and piosonous.....

I wish I didn't have to have an alter ego!

Granted, but you get quickly bored with your single life.

I wish it were the 80's.

Granted, but there were no high-tech video games and all kids commited suicide....

I wish that I didn't get songs stuck in my head that I hate!!

Granted, but now those songs are now played 24 hours a day

I wished we lived in the world of street fighter

Granted, but you quickly get hit by a HADOUKEN!

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but get invaded by space demons

I wish we where in the world of Yugi oh

Granted but you get killed by one of the monsters..... (I don't watch that show)

I wish Hanah Montana would die!!

Granted, but she comes back to haunt you

I wish Sonic 06 would have been good