Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but the financial sector collapses and all of those million bucks are useless.

I wish I could sing and dance better.

Granted, but the paparrazi murder you for the fall harvest.

I wish all my troubles would go away.

Trouble is very hard to make go away.

I wish my GCSE's will soon get over.

Sweet Mercy wrote:Trouble is very hard to make go away.

I wish my GCSE's will soon get over.

Your what?

My GCSE's. Unfortunately, you can't know what they are

I wish that I had a brand new Jaguar XJ

Granted: But it blew up for an unknown reason.
I wish this guy would lose weight:

He might need to work a little hard on that!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but your body goes into overdrive.

I wish my pool was clean.

Granted:But you fall in it and drown.

i wish i could meet osaka from azumanga daioh

Instead you get to be Krillin.

I wish I have a bunch of Vampire Ninja chicks.

They will kill you on sight

i wish i could speak japanese

Granted, but your accent is so far off that people laugh at you.

I wish I was eating a French dip sandwich from Philippe's, that place is GOOD.

your eating a ketchup dip from mcdonalds

i wish i had a suwako's hat

Granted but someone steals it from you.

I wish I had a jet.

Granted, but it crashes right after takeoff.

I wish I could sing and dance better.

You dance awesomely with your eyes closed and fall off a cliff. I wish the next poster wouldn't post.

granted, but some one posted before it could finish

i wish i could go to new york

Granted, but you get lost and end up in new jersey

I wish I could be a wizard

granted, but you set your self on fire by accident
i wish i was a ninja

Granted but you are killed by a pair of cargo pants

I wish I aliens invaded earth

Granted, but they then died because they didn't live on oxygen. So now Earth is simply an uninhabited planet.

I wish the world didn't have hate anymore.

Granted, but now the world is like the Disney ride its a small world. with the same music playing for eternity

I wish vampires existed

Granted, but they first appear at daylight and burn to oblivion before they even had a chance to bite anyone.

I wish "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" was a better movie--that actually followed the game.

Granted, but the movie budget was 1,000$

I wish I had Excalibur