Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but it costs a lot

I wish that Sylvia Horchester is nearby

Granted but then moved a day after

I wish for big money

Granted, but it's counterfit and you got arrested!

I wish for pizza!

Granted but it was rotten

I wish for girl with big boobs

Granted, but she might not like you


I wish I could somehow manually get 1000 facebook friends

Granted, but they ALL sent you viruses some how.....

I wish for a wish!

Granted, but they never come true.

I wish I owned time.

Granted, but it drove you insane......

I wish you didn't have a wish!

Granted, but that won't happen

I wish I could get 2400 posts.

Granted, but the site will crash and reset your post count

I wish I had a custom title :P

Granted, but that costs rings.

I wish that I could make a signature.

Granted, but it was a virus link instead of what you wanted.

I wish that I could control plants......

Granted, but they might get too big

I wish I was cooler

Granted, but you never get sold

I wish I had infinite +9 lives

Granted, but they will get used up eventually

I wish my signature was as cool as yours

Granted, but he changed it to make it cooler afterwards.

I wish I could find a better Kid avatar!

Granted, but your avatar is good already

I wish I could find someone else who confused Parineeta with Barney.

Granted, but they feel insulted.

I wish that Chuck Norris was this guy in disguise :mahboi:

Granted, but he might disappoint you

I wish I was God.

Uh...granted? But your followers are all whiny brats.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

Granted, but you can always use hydrogen

I wish they would use titanium for car bodies

Granted, but the engines are made of cardboard.

I wish I could've installed After Effects on my PC. Lousy 64-bit exclusivity...

Granted, but After Effects cost money

I wish I hadn't been asleep 2 hours

Granted, but when you fall asleep long enough, you get nightmares...about ME.

I wish 1 vs. 100 was not canceled.

Granted, but it would have been boring

I wish that holographic TV would be invented soon.