Corrupted Wishes

Yeah, but that would cost a lot of money


I wish that I was older

Granted, but you turned 85 years old and die of old age.

I wish for

Granted, but they killed all entertainment systems with hugging and flowers........ Nuuuuuu!!!!!!

I wish for a muffin..........

Granted, its made of stone

I wish I had free Pizza

Granted, but you dropped it on your TV.

I wish they would continue Sonic extreme.

Granted, but Sonic Extreme was not that good.

I wish I could get more rings

Granted, but you got so many your game commited suicide......

I wish I could kill and revive people without getting into trouble!!

Granted, but that would be difficult

I wish I could die.

Granted, but you became a zombie!!!

Your wish?

I wish I had the above posters wish

Granted, but I didn't actually have a wish initially......

I wish I had a wish initially........

Yeah, but your wish might not come true.

I wish I had more time

Granted but you suffered for the rest of your LONG life!!!!!!

I wish I didn't wish for that coke that gave me cancer........

Yes, but the coke never came anyway

I wish I could get away with having super light breakfast

Granted, but you starved untill the next meal.

I wish for a Klondike bar....

Granted but someone steals it

I wish I was cat

Granted, but you get an abusive owner.

I wish I had a girl with big boobs.

granted but they were fake

I wish i had some money

granted, its from space

I wish i had more jackets

Granted, but you might get hot.

I wish I could think of a proper wish

Granted but it was stupid

I wish you guys stop ruining my wishes

Granted, but we are fickle

I wish I could soon have lunch

Granted but it was only a sandwhich

I wish for cookies

Yeah, but they may turn stale

I wish I was not so bloated.

granted but something bad happened ( idk wut bloated is sorry lol )

i wish for pizza