Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but the slightest hard push of a button caused iot to spark and catch on fire.

I wish I was good at Claw Machines.

Granted, but Claw Machines are too hard

I wish I had two heads

Granted, but one of them is permanently stuck on "Derp" Mode, and you must live with it for the rest of your life.

I wish it was not as hot over here in SoCal.

Granted, but hot weather is good

I wish the new Jaguar XE would be released earlier

granted, but it was a distaster.

I wish the next person turned into this guy

Granted, but it unleashes a slew of erotic art and stories all over the Net--all because you asked.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but you spend it too fast

I wish I had four arms

granted, but you couldn't use the other two.

i wish that Zezima would make a shoop da whoop emoticon

Granted, but he doesn't know where to find one

I wish my hand didn't hurt

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish Michael Bay would go back to making movies like "The Rock."

Granted, but he died of a gunshot during filming.

I wish I could make money without working at my job.

Granted, but that would not be possible

I wish I didn't have constipation

Granted--instead you have strep.

I wish I knew how to use a WACOM tablet.

Granted, but it's too hard

I wish I knew how to make a good avatar

Granted: But people kept forcing you to make avatars for them.

I wish Crash Bandicoot went back to normal.

Granted, but he would go crazy again

I wish I had iTunes

Granted, but it's heavily corrupted and you can't play anything on it. Apple still has yet to release a patch for it.

I wish I could live a free and peaceful life.

Granted, but that's never possible these days.

I wish life was more optomistic.

Granted, but life keeps ignoring the threat of nuclear war, pollution, poverty and bad movies.

I wish my friends were out of debt.

Granted, but the bank won't help them.

I wish I was not constipated.

Granted, but then you had... something worse.

I wish I could make a decent game with game maker.

Granted, but 3DS games are really hard to make.

I wish I could soon go sightseeing.

Sweet Silence wrote:Granted, but 3DS games are really hard to make.

I wish I could soon go sightseeing.

Granted, but there were many... maniacs out there.

I wish I could get a sega saturn.

Granted, but the Sega Saturn has not been in market many years now.

I wish I could see the sights.

Granted, but the sights are best left unseen.

I wish it was dinnertime.