Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but it passes soon

I wish I did not have stomachache

Granted. You now have a headache.

I wish I could get NHL 11.

Granted, but it crashes on startup.

I wish I had a place of my own--and could easily afford rent--and utilities--and was in a good part of town--with a covered garage--and nice facilities.
Try to corrupt this one.

Granted. It's built on quicksand and sinks into the ground 4 days after you move in.

I wish I could have gotten Weird Al's autograph when I went to his concert in Amarillo.

Granted, but Weird Al isn't friendly.

I wish I had more time to do this.

Sweet Silence wrote:Granted, but Weird Al isn't friendly.

I wish I had more time to do this.

Clearly you've never met Weird Al...

Anyway, ...Granted, but that's when the End of Time arrives.

I wish "Solomon Kane" actually makes it in theaters--and is good.

Phantom wrote:

Sweet Silence wrote:Granted, but Weird Al isn't friendly.

I wish I had more time to do this.

Clearly you've never met Weird Al...

Anyway, ...Granted, but that's when the End of Time arrives.

I wish "Solomon Kane" actually makes it in theaters--and is good.

Granted, but it's a financial failure.

I wish I possessed every working video game console.

Granted, but that might be a little difficult.

I wish I had an XBOX 360

Granted, but there's a copy of Jumper: Griffin's Story stuck in the tray.

I wish LA drives were more considerate.

Granted, but this would be hard to accomplish.

I wish I was steeled for the future.

Granted, but they steeled you, with you in it.

I wish that the Apple company wasn't evil

Granted, but then they couldn't make their products

I wish I had an iPhone 4.

Granted. Apple comes out with an iPhone 5 the minute after you buy it. And you drop it in your toilet.

I wish I could beat a Mega Man game.

Granted, but it's too hard.

I wish I had more hair.

You didn't corrupt it. If it was too hard, I would be that much happier to beat it.

And granted. It's back hair.

I wish I could meet a Robot Master in person without getting hurt, sick or killed.

Granted, but Robot Masters are heartless by nature.

I wish the page wasn't black.

Granted. It's white and you can't see anything anymore.

I wish The Protomen would come to Amarillo.

Granted, but the community stages a protest and they are driven out of town.

I wish this wish would not get corrupted.

Granted, but looking at the title of this thread, you know that's not gonna happen.

I wish the sky was red.

Granted. It's red because it's raining fire, and your house gets incinerated. And that's the least of your worries.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but it's not as good as piano

I wish I could pass Grade 8 Piano.

Granted, but it leads to an ultimately unfulfillable life as a struggling musician.

I wish my air conditioner worked; it's friggin' hot over here!

Granted, but you could also use a fan

I wish I was not severely ill.

Granted, but you pass this illness to everyone in the county.

I wish the emoticons were actually amusing to watch and use.

Granted, but you can just get new ones.

I wish lightheadedness was not an after symptom of illness.