Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but you ate them all

I wish I had more life.

granted but then you see your loved ones die and you are saddened by the thought so you froze yourself for an eternity

I wish I had a arwing

Granted, but it'll kill you

I wish I had a new shirt

granted but it gets burned in the process

I wish I had the dinner blaster 2.0

granted. but it shoots you

I wish I had Total Sonic product

granted but the products come to life and kills you

I wish I was captain falcon

granted but the real captain falcon falcon punches you.

I wish I was a admin

Granted, but your site has no members. Ever.

I wish my bangs would stay out of my face.

Granted. They stay out of your face forever...because you get cancer and have to get chemotherapy.

I wish I had a suit of armor like Mega Man's.

Granted, but it malfunctions and you can't move in it.

I wish I wasn't under so much stress.

Granted. You relieve that stress with some grass. Have fun in prison.

I wish I could make a viral video.

granted but you get so humiliated by the video that you don't ever go outside without a paperbag over your face.
I wish I had earthworm Jim's suit

granted but evil earthworms get inside and eat ya up

I wish I had 1000+ posts

granted but you get banned due to the fact that you got 1000 posts thanks to a wish

I wish I was a pirate

Granted, but you're killed ten seconds after the wish is granted.

I wish I could sing better.

Granted but you sing so good ppl get jelous and put you in jail forever

....you're wish is not granted and therefore you get nothing due to not wishing anything

I wish to have the power to stretch beyond belief

granted but its very painful


I wish I had a laser gun

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

granted but you get too much attention that you couldn't take the beauty that you had anymore and thus committed suicide for that

I wish I had an aquarium

Granted but the aquariam is alive and it falls in love with you and thus you end up married with the aquarium

I wish that my corruption of the last wish wasn't so cruel

granted but it becomes gruesome instead for some reason...

I wish I was not a freaky fish guy

Granted but you become a dang ducky guy

I wish the corruption of my next wish isn't anything too bad

granted instead it becomes far worse than you ever imagined

I wished I had the master sword at the start of the journey that way I don't have to waste half of my adventure getting it

Granted but you have to pay an arm and leg for it


I wish for everyone to die right... NOW