Corrupted Wishes

Granted. You die, too.

I wish we had another three months of Summer.

Granted, but it's 200% hotter.

I wish my projects were completed and in a condition that my friends are satisfied with.

Granted. Raptor Jesus, however, is not satisfied with their condition and smites you as a result.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

I granted it anyway.

I wish my kitty felt better.

Granted. I beat it with a blunt object until its insides have turned to soup. It feels better. I mean, feel it. It feels so soft and squishy, on top of all the fuzzy fur.

I wish for unlimited power!

Granted but i limit it and then destroy it. Good things don't last :)

I wish that my wished wasn't wished.

Granted, but you regret not wishing it forever.

I wish it would cool off by at least 25 degrees and remain at a constant temperature for the duration of the summer.

Granted, however, the humidity remains above 90%.

I wish Sonic Generations would be better than I expected.

Granted, but they ended up delaying it for another five years.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but then hordes of people claiming to be friends or distant relatives start leeching away at your new-found fortune.

I wish I could go to a convention with my friends and have a safe, relaxing, inexpensive and fun time there.

Granted but the convention is only a minute long. As I said, good things don't last. :)

I wish for my wished to also be wished by someone who cannot wish this wish but wishes it anyway.

Granted, but that wish by someone else who wished the wish didn't get corrupted and yours did.

I wish I was better at playing League of Legends.

Granted, but your console crashed so you can't play it anymore.

I wish I had complete peace of mind.

Granted, but your mind goes to pieces.

I wish my friends paid more attention to me.

Granted but then they follow you everywhere... in your house in the grocery store in the bathroom...

I wish I could levitate stuff

Granted but you dropped a fridge on yourself and ended up in hospital for months and when you got out done the same thing again.
I wish I had super speed.

Granted but you cant control it and u immediatley crash on spike which kill you


I wish that someone else wishes my wishes and THEIRS get corrupted and mine dont

granted but due to the confusion of your wish you get the bad end of the stick so it became corrupted

I wish for a gameboy that will terminate anyone with just a push of a button

Granted but you got killed
I wish I wish I wish I had a fish!

Granted but the fish is a killer whale and so it eats you


I wish I had better food

Granted but it's bigger: more of the stuff you hate, but the bigger the better. :D

I wish MacDonald's wasn't a rip-off.

Granted but then you keep buying so much till your more wide then tall


I wish i could have an unlimited supply of AWESOME food that will last

Granted. but your the same size as the universe!

I wish I unbanned from the chatbox.

Granted but you get banned from the site

I wish I had a sonic ring

Granted. But you go to fast you fall off the edge if the universe!

I wish I have Sonic Generations.