Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but every other game on earth stunk......

I wish Shadow the Hedgehog was real.....

Granted, but a Paradox occur when he meets a normal hedgehog and the universe collapses

I wish we lived in Sonic's world

Granted, but we all turned into hedgehogs and live in fear of getting shot by Shadow......

I wish that ONLY me and my friend Caitlyn lived in Sonic's world (besides the people who were already there) as our fan character hedgehogs that we made up........... (really long wish)

Granted, but one of your characters go crazy and shoots you.

I wish we had pokemon in our world.

Granted, but it follows logic here, example fire attack+bulbasuar=very dead bulbasaur

I wish the world had Digimon

Granted, but the Pokemon fanboys hunt them down, thinking that they are ripoffs.

I wish I was still eating the cake from earlier today, it was GOOD.

Granted, but it got poisoned.....

I wish for a bottle of coke!!

Granted, but the coke was moldy and you get cancer for a year and die.

I wish I was a lion.

Granted but you fall off a cliff and die......
I wish I didn't feel emo...

Granted, but now your only knife rusts away and you can't use it anymore.

I wish the next guy was Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Granted, but--SILENCE! AH KEEL YOU!

I wish people would spend more time with intellectual pursuits.

Granted, but they ask too many stupid questions and no one gives a straight answer.

I wish the next guy was wishing something different from the same thing I was wishing initially.

Granted, but no promises!!

I wish I had my own computer!!

Granted, but your new computer caught a virus and made a power outage in your house for three days.

I wish the next guy was this guy :kirb:

Granted, but this happened to him..... :plode:

I wish that tommorow it would snow but not be cold...... `stare`

Granted, but its fake poison foam snow

I wish I had the ability to summon food

Granted, but instead eating it, it eats you.

I wish my friend would pick up the phone when I call her!!!!!!

Granted, but now she won't leave you alone.

I wish this guy would asplode. :metaldance:

Granted :plode:, but he has many twins....... :metaldance: :metaldance: :metaldance: :metaldance: :metaldance: , ect.....

I wish for a cupcake that wasn't poisoned or moldy and tasted really good!!

Granted, but it's very, very, very high in calories.

I wish my wireless network had a better signal.

Granted, but it's signal was so great that our computer got 20,000,000 viruses and blew up!!!!

I wish for something else to wish for.......

Granted, but your wish got waisted and lost all your money at the races.

I wish he ate too many of these ... and these

Granted, but he didn't blow up and killed Sonic....... -_-

I wish Amy Rose would die!!

Granted, :plode: but she was cloned :amy: :amy: :amy: :amy: :amy: (Eggman's Idea, Not mine. He thought he could clone Amy to keep Sonic away so Eggman can take over the world!)

I wish the next person would get turned into this mess :mahboi:

Granted, but mah boi :mahboi: i'm only gonna be this way for this post!!! :plode:

I wish that I could freeze and unfreeze time!! 'annoy'